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What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips
parents signature: _______
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
What do u say when a person trips?
You say why u trippen. :)
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
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In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said thanks for visiting.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)
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*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
