A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
