Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
your entire family tree must be a cactus because everyone in your family is such a prick
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
jamal- dads CAN grow on trees joseph
joseph- no they dont
jamal- yes they do. ive seen it
joseph- ...... thanks not what you thought it was
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves? Fell out of the tree
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Whats the differents between a apple, nad a black man. Apples look better hanging on a tree
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
why do trees always gotta leave me hanging
Why canโt the emo play in trees? Theyโll leave โโem hanging.
My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common the balls are just for decoration
