What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
Why shouldn't you trust tree's? because they seem shady
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
An emo tried to give a tree a hive but it left him haning
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils
Gregg says to his friend which is a girl and Says" hey umm do you umm want to do something?" And the girl says" umm sure why not." Gregg says" well then we have to go somewhere secretive." the girl says " umm well ok." Gregg says "great" So Gregg bring Sally to a tree so no one can see them and then Sally says "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?" Gregg says "well pull down your pants and all show ya" Sally says "ok it sounds fun" And then gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy and he goes up and down up and down up and down and then Sally starts to moan more and more and then suddenly a teacher here's her moan and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing and then the teacher gets in on it and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher and then the teacher moans and then the whole school makes their own sex groups and the whole school has threesomes... THE END
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
Why is a tree brown. If you are thinking about this you are rasice.
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
