Tree jokes
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
Off brand Hollow Knight
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
You pecan do it!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.