What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
