Tree jokes
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
You pecan do it!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."