Tree jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Memes
this meme had me thinking
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
You pecan do it!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!