Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
lyla annabelle reeves- stl missouri - timber tree
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
Who’s Paul walkers close friend? Tree
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
are you a rope, lets hang out by a tree and drink :)
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
