Tree jokes
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.