Tree jokes
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Memes
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
You pecan do it!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.