Tree

Tree jokes

Orphan

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

Kid

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Date

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Cyclist

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Emo

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Bank

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Genealogist

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Mama

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Question

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?