Tree jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Memes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
You pecan do it!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.