Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
Why do orphan got 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? because it was family tree project
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....? humm.. Older brother: Ooh I know! 1,2,3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
ur dad lesbian
Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
Why is a tree brown. If you are thinking about this you are rasice.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
what is a fun game for an emo kid.
tug o war with a tree
i dont trust trees ...they look shady
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
Q?: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election? A: He didnt get the votes he was oaking for, Because he was not the popular vote.
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital
hey join me i be near the tree bring things to
