Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Tree Jokes
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
