
Treat jokes
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.