How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
I called my mom on Alexa and she told me "please take out the trash" and I said "but I can't ur not here
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
when your parents ask you to take out the trash you nock out your brother putting him in a closet and when your parent ask where he is you say i took him out like you said