Transportation jokes
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
"What bus?"
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
So my bus... goodness.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.