How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
So my bus... goodness.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the bus?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.
