Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
I love bus jokes.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
"What bus?"