Transportation jokes
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
I love bus jokes.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!