How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
"What bus?"
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
