Transportation jokes
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the bus?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.
What is a bus 🚌?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
I hate airplanes!
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?