Transportation jokes
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.