Transportation jokes
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
P.l.a.n.e.
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Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."