Transportation jokes
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.