Transportation

Transportation Jokes

Father

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Man

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Train

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Man

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Train

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Parachute

There were 5 people on an airplane.

1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world

The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."

"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."

The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.

The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.

The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.

Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"

And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"

Furry

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?