New Transportation Jokes - Page 15

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?

About 40 mph.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

There were 5 people on an airplane.

1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world

The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."

"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."

The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.

The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.

The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.

Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"

And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"