Transportation jokes
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.