Tragedy jokes

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀