Tragedy jokes
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Orphan
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.