Tragedy jokes

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.

Two boys are talking on the bus.

Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Who's an orphan?

You are.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.