Tragedy jokes
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Jenga.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.