Tragedy jokes
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.