Tragedy jokes
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?