Tragedy jokes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.