Tragedy jokes

Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?

A: They always crash and burn.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why am I in jail?

All I did was cause 9/11.

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

What do you call an orphan with a gun?

(No) home shooter.

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.