Tragedy jokes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
9/11, 911, same thing.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.