What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
