Tragedy jokes
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.