Tragedy jokes
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Orphan joke.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."