Tragedy jokes
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*