Tragedy jokes
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.