Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Biden did 9/10.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.