Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Avalanche

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Orphan

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Batman

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Baby

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

Pilot

9/11 jokes

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

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  • Temper

    Kurt Cobain

    What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

    He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

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  • Sea

    Flight

    Who lives under the sea?

    Malaysia flight 370.

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  • Tower

    What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

    People jumped off a building to escape it.

    Orphan

    A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

    A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

    The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

    Birthday

    My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

    Orphan

    To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

    LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)