Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Tragedy Jokes
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Jenga.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
