Tragedy jokes
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Orphan
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!