Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Batman

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Baby

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

Twin Towers

Twin Towers

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

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  • Tower

    What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

    People jumped off a building to escape it.

    Orphan

    A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

    A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

    The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

    Birthday

    My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

    Orphan

    To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

    LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

    Twin Towers

    The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

    9/11

    I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

    Ex

    It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.

    Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!

    People

    There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

    Now that's a hell of a ghost story!

    Baby

    What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.

    Jumper

    What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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    Their knees.

    *Ba dum tss*

    End

    Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.