Tragedy jokes
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Orphan
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.