Tragedy jokes
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Jenga.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."