Tragedy jokes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Orphan
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.