Tragedy jokes
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.