Tragedy jokes
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.