Tragedy jokes
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
9/11
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.