Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Kobe

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

School Shooter

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Orphan

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

9/11

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Wheelchair

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Time

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Boy

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Orphan

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?