Tragedy jokes

My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...

He fell from a tower.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Jenga.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.