Tragedy jokes
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.