Tragedy jokes
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!