Tragedy jokes
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.