Tragedy jokes

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

Jenga.

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.