Tragedy jokes

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

9/11

Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.

To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."

He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

What is black and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Jenga.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.