Tragedy jokes

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Who lives under the sea?

Malaysia flight 370.

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

Because he's a quadriplegic.

What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

Ashtraynauts.

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.