Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Pizza

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

World Record

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Orphan

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

9/11

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Friend

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

Kobe

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

Orphan

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Shooting

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?