Tragedy jokes
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Just do it.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.