Tragedy jokes
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Kms.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.