Tragedy jokes
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
I rate you a 9/11.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
My dad died lol.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.