All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Tragedy Jokes
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Kms.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
