Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

9/11

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Shot

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Orphan

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Titanic

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

9/11

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

People

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Brick

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

9/11

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

9/11

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Fire

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.