Tragedy jokes
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Ummmm 67.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Me.
The joke is me.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.