Tragedy jokes
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Kms.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.