Tragedy jokes
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Jenga.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.