Tragedy jokes
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Memes
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.