Tragedy jokes
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
The joke is my life.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!