Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.