Tragedy jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.