i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets. He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Stop with the 9\11 jokes. They're not gonna fly.
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
ddlc be like: "you kinda left her (sayori) hanging" And Yuri TOOK A SEAT.. On the floor. And died The end.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
