Tragedy jokes

Where did Lucy go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

Who read the most words?

911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

I rate you a 9/11.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.