Tragedy jokes
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.