Tragedy jokes

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.