Tragedy jokes
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.