Tragedy jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.