Tragedy jokes
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.