What was going through the heads of people in manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump
why would and orphan kill his family, because they weren't there
My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
