Tragedy jokes
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Jenga.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
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