My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
