Tragedy jokes
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue đ
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Whatâs the difference between McDonaldâs and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Here comes the plane... the twins. â ď¸
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.