Tragedy jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said Iām so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue š
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."