Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Titanic

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Difference

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Dad

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Shooting

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Movie

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Kid

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Titanic

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Orphan

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.