Tragedy jokes
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Memes
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said Iām so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue š
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.