Tragedy jokes

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

I rate you a 9/11.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!