Tragedy jokes
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."