Tragedy jokes
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......