Tragedy jokes

I rate you a 9/11.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.