Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Wife

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Plane

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Grandma

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

Birth

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

Tower

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Assassination

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Gun

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.

Kid

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Brother

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

9/11

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

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