Tragedy jokes
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!