Tragedy jokes

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

I rate you a 9/11.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.