Tragedy jokes

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

I rate you a 9/11.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.