It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
