Tragedy jokes
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
2,996 kill streak, boom!