Tragedy jokes
2,996 kill streak, boom!
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.