Tragedy jokes

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

I rate you a 9/11.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.