Tragedy jokes
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.