Tragedy jokes
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.