My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
Who are the fastest readers? Nine eleven victims because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
When the school shooter kills five people and the autistic kid yells "HEROES NEVER DIE".
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
Gwen we can chat in 2 mounths my aunt just died from covid and is talking forever for us too get there to californa I love you your boyfriend prince!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
when you accidently choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that its your sister so who gives a f..k
