Tragedy jokes
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.