Tragedy jokes

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

I rate you a 9/11.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Boom, it went.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.