Tragedy jokes

I rate you a 9/11.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.