Tragedy jokes

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.