My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Tragedy Jokes
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
