Tragedy jokes
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
To honor the new Spider-Man movie!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.