Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Paul Walker

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

    One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

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  • Song

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

    Twin Towers

    Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

    School shooting

    *School shooting happens.*

    Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

    American student: "First time?"

    Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

    American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

    Miscarriage

    What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

    Kobe

    Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

    Orphanage

    What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

    Children scream when they melt.

    Princess Diana

    Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

    How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

    Chess

    Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.

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  • Kobe

    I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

    Cancer

    "What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

    "Cancer."