Tragedy jokes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Memes
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.