Tragedy jokes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.