Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Me.
The joke is me.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.