Tragedy jokes
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Memes
tell Bruce get over it
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.