Tragedy jokes
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.