Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
My dad died lol.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.