My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
