The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Tragedy Jokes
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
