Tragedy jokes
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.