Tragedy jokes
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.