Tragedy jokes
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.