Tragedy jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
9/11
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.