Tragedy jokes
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."