i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she's a women no seriosly why can't she drive. Because she's dead.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
Why can’t Helen Keller Drive. It’s because she’s dead
All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.
THAT
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like... that thicc
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
