Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
