Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
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why did the kid cross the road
he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
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A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
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