What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.