Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
why did the kid cross the road
he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
