Traffic

Traffic Jokes

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along

whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road

a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.