When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
