Toy jokes

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

I have a little John.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

How do you piss off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

They actually come back.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁