Toy jokes

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

I have a little John.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

They actually come back.