I have a little John.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
