I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
I have a little John.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What is an orphan’s Least Favorite children’s game
House
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
