Toy Jokes

Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land

Kid:ok

Bring kid to the orphanages.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..

You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism

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what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

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i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......

What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe

What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with

What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.

What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure

There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me

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A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”