Toy jokes

I have a little John.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

How do you piss off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.