Toy jokes
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Memes
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.