Toy Jokes

What is a nonces favourite toy....? You

What's a orfons favourite toy

A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls

What car do elves drive? Toy-yodas

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage

SON:why

DAD:your going to need them

Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys

Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.

Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there

why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Bc They make the toys

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.