What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
Hay don’t take my toy what are you going to tell your parents
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
There is an afghan barbie; it’s a blow up doll
i have a little john
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What is an orphan’s Least Favorite children’s game
House
What’s the difference between a Rubix cube and a penis the more you play with it the harder it gets
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
