Toy jokes
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Memes
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.