Toy jokes
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.