Toy Jokes

What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.

Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls

You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies

Dying mall be like...

Toys were us

Goodbye kitty

Dying Canes

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.

My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .

My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.

When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane

You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers

wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground

Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy

What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back

Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?

Why dosen’t the orphan have any toys bc his lego figures ran away to

Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!