Toy jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.