What’s the difference between a Rubix cube and a penis the more you play with it the harder it gets
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
