Toy Jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels

You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

Dying mall be like...

Toys were us

Goodbye kitty

Dying Canes

What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.

One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels

My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .

What's a orfons favourite toy

A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts

What is a nonces favourite toy....? You

When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane

You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers

wow he stole my antideprresive toy. the next day he was on the ground

this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy