Toy jokes

Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

They made the toys.

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Because they make the toys.

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they come back.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

My boss had the heart of a child.

In a jar. On his desk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Why do orphans work boomerangs?

Because it's the only thing that comes back.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.