Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
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What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
