Toy jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"