
Tower jokes
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
