America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
all go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
have you heard the twin tower jokes well there more down than the twin towers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? ALAH AKBAR!
Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
"I’m coming for you two!"
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
