Tower jokes
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Two towers.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”