Tower jokes

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

Wanna play Jenga?

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!