Tower jokes
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Two towers.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.