Tower jokes

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Why is my plane delayed?

Because someone hit the Sears Tower.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

Tilted Towers is gone.

A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

They eat them, jump off, and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.