Tower jokes
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.