What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
