Tower jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Two towers.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.