Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.