Worst Jokes Ever
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.