Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
I make baby mush.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.