Worst Jokes Ever
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
User name is Nico Belick.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.