Worst Jokes Ever
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.