Worst Jokes Ever
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.