Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Trevor is a bitch.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
My sister 🤣😂
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.