Worst Jokes Ever
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"