Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iβm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Delyla is a bitch.
Ashten Parkes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some donβt.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!