I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Worst Jokes Ever
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
