Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.