Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.