Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.