Worst Jokes Ever
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.