Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?