Worst Jokes Ever
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!