Worst Jokes Ever
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Fall
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.