Worst Jokes Ever
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
My sister 🤣😂
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.