Worst Jokes Ever
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Retards.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.