Ashten Parkes
Worst Jokes Ever
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some donโt.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
User name is Nico Belick.
If an orphan takes a family photo, itโs called a selfie.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: โDo one to others as others do one to you.โ โLee Olson, The Denver Post
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