Worst Jokes Ever
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.