Worst Jokes Ever
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
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Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
I have a little John.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.