Worst Jokes Ever
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.