Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, βWhere is homeroom?β The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. π«
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itβs like to be wanted.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."