Worst Jokes Ever
TommyInnit is a joke.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.