Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Earth is full. Go home!
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.