Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What did I do with the internet?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
