Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.