Worst Jokes Ever
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."