Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
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My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.