Worst Jokes Ever
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
"Sharing is communism."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!