Worst Jokes Ever
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.