Worst Jokes Ever
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.