Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.