Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"