Worst Jokes Ever
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."