Worst Jokes Ever
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*