Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?