Worst Jokes Ever
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.