Worst Jokes Ever
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
User name is Nico Belick.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
kiibati orojo?
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.