Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.