Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.