Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...