Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the tree say to the wind?
Leaf me alone.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Like if your best friend is emo.