What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
