Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
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What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.