Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I can't stand disability jokes.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Cocomelon.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.