Worst Jokes Ever

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

What's the difference between drugs and kids?

I don't sell drugs.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: You can't find your dog.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

She was too young.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

What do you call a swimming terrorist?

A bath bomb.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?

Because he loves his honey.

How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.