Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!