Orphan's Desire

Listen here, you chucklehead, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you don't get this one. You see, an orphan girl doesn't have a dad, and that's sad, but then she wants a boyfriend so she can call him "Daddy," get it? It's a play on words. She wants a dude she can feel secure with, and she gets to use that word she's been missin'. You got that?