A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
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Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
