Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
A B C D E F GUN.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."