Worst Jokes Ever
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.