Worst Jokes Ever
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Hey ummm help!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Hi Ethan!
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Cooper is funny.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Your mum is a Rune Giant.