Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's 1 + 1?
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!