Worst Jokes Ever
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
How to not exist: Kys.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.