Worst Jokes Ever
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Clap em sis!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.