Worst Jokes Ever
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
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Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
I get jealous when my phone dies.