Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
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Hi Eric Le!
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
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Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?