Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.