Worst Jokes Ever
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
I love Little Mix.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!