Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Parents...
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
