Worst Jokes Ever
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Lachlan's life.
Ghanshyam.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Don't touch my bot.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.