Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Your mom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Tyson?
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Meow meow meow meow :p
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Your joke: you.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.