Worst Jokes Ever

Deez

I am cool.

Hahahahahahaha!

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?

Loser.

Why do I call my dog a vibrator?

Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.

Why are you sad?

I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"

Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

Dick muncher.

Duck my sick.

This page.

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.

My dick is hard, what's your name?

Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.

What's 2 + 2? A: 22.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD