Worst Jokes Ever

Die.

But why?

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Electron

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.

Three Jewish people walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the bitch’s house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

What's your mum's favourite food?

Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Why didn't the wife want sex?

Because they were having too many babies.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.