Worst Jokes Ever
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Kenshiro is already dead.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
My dishwasher is broke.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.