Worst Jokes Ever
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Yee.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Your mom gay.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."