Worst Jokes Ever
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What is magic?
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
9/11 Joke?