Worst Jokes Ever

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.

You're not my dad.

Okay, so basically I'm monky.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"

What do a blonde and a cow have in common?

They're both fat af.

How do you plan a party in outer space?

You planet.

I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."

Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

She replies, "Really original."

Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

She replies, "Ew, gross."

Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

Winner dog 3.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

MooMooMooMoo

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)

Fuck u!

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.