Worst Jokes Ever
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Justin Masotti
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
Muslim furries like goats.
There are more than two genders.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Alex Hayermann.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?