Worst Jokes Ever
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Bra eat E.T.?
Couy.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Yaxaas?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?