Worst Jokes Ever
But why?
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Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
What is a magic car? One that flies!
My penis is tied in a knot.
So I was walking.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
My dad is a pussy.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Jokes suck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!