Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Good morning.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I'm back.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.