Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Dark humor.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Verga.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Jake Paul is some ass.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.