Worst Jokes Ever
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣