Worst Jokes Ever
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
My penis.
Fuck you, biiiiiitch!
Pooooop.
Guys go to this link......................................................................................https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol......................................................................and read it bum. Don't dislike cuz it'd retarded.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.
I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."