Worst Jokes Ever
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Mad Pussy.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Chihuahua?
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Lachlan's life.
Ghanshyam.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Don't touch my bot.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?